"No one should ever see this…there’s too much beauty here."-Gary Oldman on Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

"No one should ever see this…there’s too much beauty here."
-Gary Oldman on Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

gosimpsonic:

“That medicine’s not for you!”
“Come on, Marge, maybe I’m not getting enough… estrogen.”
“Gimme that!”

"What’s this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. just quietly get this stuff inside your house."

gosimpsonic:

“That medicine’s not for you!”

“Come on, Marge, maybe I’m not getting enough… estrogen.”

“Gimme that!”

"What’s this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. just quietly get this stuff inside your house."

Conan O’Brien in “Sharktopus vs Pteracuda”

Conan O’Brien in “Sharktopus vs Pteracuda”

gosimpsonic:

A large bear-like animal—most likely a bear—has wandered down from the hills in search of food or perhaps employment.

sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

"I’m going to try this later on, at home…with a golf ball." -Conan

"I’m going to try this later on, at home…with a golf ball." -Conan

"Other people are on the Wheaties box. THIS is the SHIT right here."

"Other people are on the Wheaties box. THIS is the SHIT right here."

nakedsasquatch:

Steamed Hams

nakedsasquatch:

Steamed Hams

tuckshopjewellery:

Today I made a clay cane for a kiwi fruit, I’m pretty happy about how it looks because as I was constructing it I had no idea if it would be a success or not!

I’m using the kiwi to make lovely fruit pies, they will be on my website very soon

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